It's the first of the month, kids!
I'm sure that you all noticed the lack of construction work going on in the dormitories this morning, right? Right. That's because the construction of the new new floors has finally been completed. Obviously this means that students are no longer required to share rooms. The elevator will also take you all the way to the top floor so you don't need to worry about climbing any stairs.
...and all of this sounds oddly familiar. Oh well.
The new room assignments
are as follows:Luce
- Room 901Lal
- Room 902Daisy
- Room 1001
You guys should collect your keys from the school office as soon as possible.
In more important news – the public baths, which I'm sure you all enjoyed to the fullest, are now closed
. You can go back to your lonely baths and showers in the morning without having to worry about avoiding Belphegor, breaking curfew and sneaking downstairs to wash in the middle of the night.
Speaking of breaking and ignoring the rules, it's time for me to pretend that I actually get involved in your day to day school lives and appoint a new overlord for the next month. That means you're no longer in charge, Bel. Sorry.
This month's class president
! You know, the greedy one with the hood? Yeah.
Finally, I should probably give you guys a heads up about something that isn't even all that important. So much so that you can just go ahead and forget this conversation after October. Especially if nothing happens.
Not that long ago, around this time of year actually, the now-ex principal from Shimon High, a school just like this one, stopped by Hitman High to visit his old friend Giotto. That's me.
This guy, Shimon Cozart, was just like yours truly. He was smart, funny,
good in bed
and charming. Despite the fact that the school he was in charge of was a whole lot less hectic than this one and the fact that he took every opportunity to remind me of how superior Shimon was during his last visit we were good friends. Really.
But there was one crucial different between us.
See, Cozart wasn't the kind of guy who could survive a fall down a flight of stairs and a broken neck. Suck to be him, right? Well behaved pupils and a lack of infamy won't get you out of a situation like that.Anyway
, long story short? Hitman High might maybe possibly be sort of haunted by the ghost of Shimon Cozart even though I had nothing to do with his death despite any evidence to the contrary.
Have a nice day!
[//OOC: Please friend add hauntinghh
, gang. Derp. ]